Mmmm Hmmm

Hubby has been mysteriously "sick" the past couple days. Pathetic cough, sleeping on the couch, not helping one single bit with the children.

But I'll be damned, when his brother called to ask him to hit the bar tomorrow night, he agreed.

And I told him that if he dare lay one more minute on that couch acting sick while feeling well enough to drink, he'll have to take his beer through a straw because I'll bust his jaw.

Case In Point

Men are serial jackasses.

Take for instance Jon, AKA the father on Jon & Kate Plus 8. When you're in the public eye for being a family man and father to a huge brood, you lose little things...like privacy!!!

Why would he be seen out on the town with another woman void his wedding ring?! It's such a bummer because infidelity is bad enough. Having it smeared in the public eye is a double whammy. Having children involved is just heartbreaking.

Guilty or innocent, Jon is a jackass. Shame on him.

Piss Poor Aim

What is it about my husband that makes his willy so hard to control? He urinates all over the bathroom!

Cleaning today, I found the smelly stuff on the toilet lid, seat, and bowl, not to mention the floor and wall. I know what he's packin' and there's no reason he can't keep it under control and make it into the bowl...