5.04.2009

Woe Is Me

There are some things "they" keep secret from you before getting pregnant. "They" are friends, family members, and doctors that don't want to scare you into celebacy.

Because if I would have known BEFOREHAND the secret woes that come with pregnancy, I may have reconsidered adoption a little harder.

Things like...

Stretch marks (hey, J.Lo and Posh Spice doesn't have any, so I figured I could get that lucky too)

Hemorroids

Engorged nether regions

Painful ta-ta's

Loss of bladder control

Heartburn. Not just slight heartburn. I'm talking dragon-breathing-fire-heartburn.

Leaking breasts

Huge nipples

Absolute loss of brain power

Hair growing in places you never knew it could

...and I'm sure there's more but my heartburn is kicking and I can't remember anything else right now...

1 comment:

  1. And don't forget-it doesnt end when the pregnancy does! Just wait for the fun of your hair falling out. And I'm talking about the stuff that is SUPPOSED to be there! A year and a half later, mine is still trying to recover and grow back in.

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