Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

11.04.2009

Squeakie Squeakie

Two weeks ago, it was two snakes slithering in my garage that scared the dickens outta me.

Tonight it was a mouse. Eek! A MOUSE!!!!!

I need to get a cat, pronto!

10.26.2009

Teeth Rottin' Good Time!

While frosting sugar cookies with my toddler today, I was distracted by my crying baby. Doing what any mommy would do, I walked away from the toddler to tend to the baby. And doing what any toddler would do, he shoved as much frosting in his mouth as he could fit while I wasn't in the room.

Touche kiddo. Touche!

10.21.2009

Here's a Thought...

Daily massages and foot rubs should be mandatory for a husband to give his wife. If not, his penis will self-destruct.

Don'tcha agree ladies?